November 5, 2012 (EVE OF ELECTION

Exaggerated by Daniel Harris Baer

This is a summary in our future if John McCain is elected President of the United States.

November 5, 2012

It’s the night before the Presidential election, and John McCain is not in the race. He was a one-term President and Sarah Palin is the Republican Nominee.

This is the status of the United States:

- On November 4, 2009, President John McCain’s conservative Supreme Court overturned Roe V. Wade and abortion became forbidden by law. With Vice President Palin perseverance – not even rape or incest provides just cause for abortion.

- The return of the Cold War: The United States invaded Russia on April 16, 2009. After three years of fighting – President McCain promises that the surge is beginning to work.

- Osama Bin Laden is still at large. McCain kept soldiers returning to Iraq for sixth and seventh tour of duties. Meanwhile, and ignoring a Democratic Majority in the House – McCain vetoes any attempt to focus the attention on Pakistan and Afghanistan.

- With three wars going on in Iraq, Iran and Russia, alongside the constant problems in Pakistan and Afghanistan – McCain reenlisted the use of a draft due to a depleted army.

- Soldiers who died defending the United States – 21,504 and counting…

- Average winter temperature in New York City – 59 degrees.

- Seven major hurricanes made impact on US land in 2011.

- Vice President Sarah Palin still deems hurricanes as an act from God.

- Religion (Christian) taught in public schools.

- Economy: In 2009, we entered a recession. By 2011, the United States market had crashed and we entered a time comparable to 1929 and the beginning of the Great Depression. McCain kept giving massive tax cuts to the rich and the poor became bankrupt. The housing market crashed, gas peaked at $8.29 a gallon and the average income is down $6,000 from the previous Presidency under George W. Bush.

- India and China are now the economic powers of the world because of outsourcing.

- North Korea began making serious nuclear threats in 2010. McCain thinks an attack is in the future.

- Israel is no longer one of the United States biggest allies. Vice President Sarah Palin continues to scold Israel’s conflict with Palestine as a punishment from God.

- Federal deficit: 790 billion in 2012 – up from 490 billion in 2008.

- They "Drilled Now," and our natural resources in Alaska and the Florida Everglades are becoming scarce and we're still dependent on foreign oil.

- Polar Bears are extinct.

- Same-sex marriages, as well as Unions: Banned in 2009.

- Former President George W. Bush now known as the second worst President of all time.